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Speaking of queens, here are the most outrageous of them all. some guys have all the luck… Prince Adam and Cringer (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe) But Race came to the rescue every time, all because he loved his hot and spicy redhead. Family vacations to Egypt, coordinated outfits, matching pajamas for heavens sake! If you really think about it, Race had a pretty crummy job: the pay could not have been very good, Jonny was a total spaz, and Benton a damsel in distress if there ever was one (kidnapped more times then Peach and Zelda combined). Really, where were the women in this show? They were superfluous to Benton and Race, who happily lived each of their adventures with their little boys and aptly named pup, ‘bandit’. I mean, does Mister Rocket Scientist really need a bodyguard/pilot/babysitter/roommate around him 24/7? That sounds like a husband to me. There’s plenty of ambiguously queer animals, bright-eyed twinks and outrageous queens bouncing around, but these two men raised a family together. And as for Catwoman, she makes me blush, she does not count!īenton Quest and Race Bannon (Jonny Quest) You have to imagine Robin complaining to batman a la “I Love Lucy”: Bruce why can’t I be on the show? Bruce why can’t I be on the show? All right, all right, you can be a superhero too, now shut up and give me some sugar.īatgirl? She’s just an annoying third wheel. Even those in hardcore denial have a difficult time explaining why a millionaire bachelor keeps a bouncy acrobat as a sidekick, despite not having any discernible talent. Just in case you’ve been living under a rock for the last 60 years (or your gaydar is more useless than mine) here is another arbitrary list of gay cartoon characters.īruce Wayne and Dick Grayson (Batman & Robin)Ī classic couple. I loved or hated them even before knowing what ‘gay’ meant and needed no one to out them for me. All these guys mean a lot to me, because I grew up with them. Call me biased but, while composing the girls’ list was fun from beginning to end, this list made me feel… nostalgic. I tried my best, but don't judge me, if you see a shitty faggy website on my page! Like usual, you can read a review of each gay website by clicking on the magnifying glass.So we had the ladies last week, now it’s the guys’ turn. The hardest part was to rank all these gay sites in each category, since I couldn't do service on my erectile dysfunctioning dick to help me out. The gay adult sites that have potential, but haven't earned their spot on the red carpet yet can be found in my " Hall of Fame". I also did a bit of research on Google to come up with the safest (HD) gay porn websites that would be worthy of your time manually. I checked what kind of categories and tags gay people searched for and made categories based on the most popular results. Popular straight places like Pornhub, xHamster and XVideos also contain a lot of gay videos to my surprise and are very popular among you cock suckers.
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Just like on ThePornDude, you'll discover a mixture of free and premium gay porn sites. Which safe gay porn sites can I find on your list and how did you rank them? I had to be your cock hero, so I put on my rainbow shirt, inserted a butt plug in my asshole and dyed my hair blonde to get prepared for the hardest thing I've had ever done in life without taking viagra! Watching men bang the shit out of each other's asses for free! It took me months to browse through thousands of gay websites and find the "gems" for you queers out there, but I did it! I had to make the internet great again for gay pornography. Well, since no other dick loving motherfucker was willing to take this job upon him and Google results kept giving my gay fans a big "Fuck You" in the face, when trying to find good gay porn sites, I knew I was the only man for the job.
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At first, I told you homo's to "Go Fuck Yourself"! I mean, me, "ThePornDude", the ultimate pussy destroying alpha male! The God of straight porn! The role model that your father should have been! The Chuck Norris of the porn industry getting associated with dicks, cocks, schlongs or penises? Fuck no, right? I don't want the bitches to think I became a fucking homosexual!
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Since a lot of you faggots saw my straight version "ThePornDude", I kept getting bombarded with requests to make a gay version of it. I know it sounds weird, since sausage fests ain't my thing and I wouldn't even watch gay content, if they would pay me for it.